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janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”




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boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line




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shrek one: bad
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad



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He’s a teddy bear, a big, big, floppy-eared, dopey teddy bear… He’s not gonna see any of this, is he?




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avenger-doctor-castiel-holmes:

Why does dean always throw his lighter like does he go digging through the ashes later to get it back or does he keep a box of like two hundred identical lighters in the impala




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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE




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themegalosaurus:

Sam Winchester interrogation technique in the S10 iTunes sneak peek




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parks and recreation + text posts




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causedarlingitwasgood:

how is this even a real show




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bilesandthesourwolf:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

the best part is when she tells herself to calm down




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elitefourfairytype:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate my PJ pants


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